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manvchild:

ABGKAHT:  ALWAYS BE GIVING KIDS A HARD TIME

My daughter was trying to sell me some “dragon gems.”  Dragon Gems are some sort of imaginary item that she was trying to get me to buy.  In other words:  a scam.

The price list for Dragon Gems:

• 2 DGs for $1
• 3 DGs for $2
• 4 DGs for $3
• 5 DGs for $4
• and so on.

I tried to tell her that a lot of times you get a discount for buying in bulk.  Apparently not with Dragon Gems.

I tried to tell her that favored customers get discounts.  I’m her *dad* after all.  She was having none of it.

So I told her I’d prefer to buy 2 DGs for $1.00, then come back later and do it again, thus getting 4 DGs for $2.00 instead of her lousy 3 DGs for $2.00.  

I’m gonna take her DGs and run her out of imaginary business.

ABGKAHT.

notadamncheese:

How I picture her at this point. 

XD ommmgomgomg

rhydonmyhardon:

and in that moment i swear we were sucking on tampons

Ahha

daisylussh:

i think u hav a problem

Lmfao DIED

loveforacacia:

http://twitter.com/kshaclark : Kill me, I have nothing to do and no one to talk to.

http://tacolol.tumblr.com

I love her(:

visualgraphic:

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Easy peasy lemon squeezey c:

wrdbnr:

You Get What You Give